Popcorn Jokes

21 Sep

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where’s POPcorn?


Oh, you know you want to laugh.  Or your mouth is salivating at the thought of the buttery, salty goodness of this popped treat.

I have always loved popcorn and when companies started expanding into flavors such as kettle corn, I was unstoppable.

When my siblings and I were younger, I can remember my mom bringing out the old popcorn machine, heating it up and all three of us would struggle to share the small space to stare into the machine anticipating the first big POP!

For our wedding registry, I went back and forth with putting a table top, at home popcorn machine on our list for the memories I have from it.  Reality was though, we were starting our marriage in a small, one bedroom apartment with not a lot of space for extra appliances.  So, I went to the next best thing for fresh popcorn without all the extra calories from microwave popcorn and barely any space used.

Homemade Microwave Popcorn

All you need is the following.

  • 1/3 cup of kernals
  • A brown paper bag
  • Tape

Add the kernels to the bag and tape close.

Place in microwave and set for 2 minutes and 30 seconds, approx.  This part depends on you microwave.  It has come out perfect for me before by simply pushing the “Popcorn” button on my microwave.

Post Microwave Filled Bag

When finished, melt butter and add your favorite flavoring.  I added some melted butter and garlic salt.


How do you like your popcorn?  Sweet, savory, buttery or extra salty?


4 Responses to “Popcorn Jokes”

  1. Emily September 21, 2012 at 9:27 pm #

    Yummmm! We love popcorn in this house. 🙂


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